Welcome Back to Tudor Land

So, welcome back to my blog. I say "welcome back" because I assume you were a devoted reader of the Tudor House Blog Part 1, which produced three excellent posts circa 2012. I have deleted those posts because they made me sound like a crazy cat lady. Thank you, loyal readers, for coming back to me. I promise less Mabel the Cat and more Kate Middleton this time around.

So, updates since 2012. Not much has happened, really. I still live in the Tudor house, which is convenient since that's the name of my blog. My cat is no longer on Prozac, though she did poo 6 times in the basement recently when we took all the furniture out of there to get new carpet. Bless her tiny little heart. Still lawyering. Oh yes, and I got married in May (!!), which was awesome. More on that later when I prove to you that my wedding was pretty much exactly the same as Kate's.

Well, that's about all I've got for now. It's great to see you all again. My goals for this reincarnation of the Tudor House Blog are threefold: (1) Surpass my old blogging record of three posts; (2) Establish once and for all that Kate Middleton and I could and should be best friends; and (3) Be hilarious and awesome. Shouldn't be hard. In fact, I've pretty much accomplished No. 3 already.

OK, dear readers, you've convinced me. I can imagine what you're thinking even before you think it. You're right: this blog does need more Mabel. I shall oblige. Starting now:

Don't worry, that photo will be available for purchase on a 16x20 canvas at some point. Also at a later date, Mabel will also do a vlog showing you how to achieve that look of "I don't care about you, but could you feed me?"

Well, we've got a big launch party scheduled for tonight, so I should probably get ready. More on that later.