A Birthday Tea for Kate

(As if you didn’t know,) Kate Middleton’s birthday is today! Happy birthday to Kate! By the time you read this, I will be en route to Jolly old England for the occasion.

Many news outlets are writing articles wondering what Kate will do on her birthday – apparently she used to spend it on romantic getaways with Willie or partying with Pippa, but the arrival of new Prince George seems likely to put a damper on things this year. Apparently, her plans have not been publicized … until now.

Kate will be spending her birthday in the comfort of her own palace, with just a small party of five – Kate, Wills, Georgie, Me and Mabel. We haven’t made a big deal of our plans because we don’t want the paparazzi to swarm us, but you’ll see pictures in People soon enough. The paparazzi can be so determined sometimes, you know.

To get ready for her first royal tea, Mabel and I practiced and had a little tea party last night.

We’re bringing Kate a nice little basket of Kentucky-themed items … bourbon, a few racehorses, a patch of bluegrass sod, a bucket of KFC, etc. I just know she’s going to love it. I hope all you readers out there have a safe and happy Kate's birthday.

Oh, and by the way, the hedgehog Christmas ornament that I ordered online in the midst of my brief love affair with the hedgie arrived today. Just in time for the holidays. Maybe I’ll give it to Mabel.

Also, were you wanting to order a photo of Mabel with your Christmas money? If so, the file's below. MEOW.