I am back for my second Five
on Friday! I’ve had a little bit of writer’s block this week so I haven’t been
posting too much, but have no fear, I have several excellent ideas for blog
posts coming your way next week. You probably want to skip the weekend just to be
able to read my next posts. Don’t wish
your life away, friends!
ONE
Let’s clear one thing up real
quick. Does this speaker, or does it not, look like a cat?
This is the giant speaker
thing that hands in the middle of Rupp Arena, home of my beloved but
not-so-good-this-year Wildcats. I have always thought it looks like lots of cat
faces, but no one believes me. Here’s a little sketch to help you out:
Please tell me that you think
it looks like a cat. You get ten points if you agree with me.
TWO
I don’t mean to brag, but I
didn’t get home last night until after midnight. It was my half birthday, after
all, so we celebrated by going to dinner, the UK game, and then to see
Evanshine’s cousin’s boyfriend’s (that is a lot of ‘ss) band play downtown. They are called Buffalo Wabs and the Price
Hill Hustle, but they were announced as “Buffalo Swabs,” which I kind of
liked. I might start my own competing band called Buffalo Swabs. Will you be my
groupie?
THREE
My hot yoga challenge ends
tomorrow! Unfortunately, I did not reach my goal of 30 classes in 30 days. I
blame Evan, who is the reason that I went to the UK game and a bar last night
instead of yoga class. Technically, I only have been 25 times. I will go
tonight and tomorrow for a grand total of 27 yoga classes. Whatever, I’m still
having a celebration smoothie after class today.
FOUR
Last night while at the Swabs
show, Evan’s cousin introduced me to a little game called “Classy or Trashy?”
To play this game, you simply look around you and point at different things and
answer the question: classy or trashy? Because writer’s block is a real
disease, I have gone through my phone and found several pictures that we can use
to play a quick round here on Five on Friday:
Cat as mantle decoration: classy or trashy?
A: Cats as decor are always classy. The other random stuff and mail on the mantle are not so classy, however. I am in the process of a mantle reno at the moment, plus I'm messy, so cut me a little slack, okay?
Roadsign to Boogertown: classy or trashy?
A: Classy. Everything in Tennessee is classy.
Wine and cheese in Gatlinburg: classy or trashy?
A: Classy. See above. Also, goldfish pair very well with champagne served from a wine glass. If you had to ask, I'm worried about you.
Plastic deer head painted like a tiger: classy or trashy?
A: Sorry to all you fans out there, but this is trashy. First, everyone knows deer don't have tiger stripes. Second, it is a Hoosier deer head, and Hoosiers are trashy. (Ha, go big blue!)
FIVE
Something big is coming here
on the old blog. I can’t tell you what it is, and I can’t tell you when it will
happen (probably Sunday), but I can tell you that it involves royalty (but not
too much royalty, because my brother tells me my blog talks too much about Kate
Middleton and is “boring.” Too much Kate? There’s no such thing.), basketball,
and prizes galore. Yes, I've resorted to teasers to up my readership.
Have a good weekend! I plan to spend a good bit of it at the movies catching up on some Oscar hopefuls. If you're lucky, I'll also be doing some photoshoots for ye olde blog. Stay tuned.
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